Shrek opens the gates and they head inside. Upon hearing this news Shrek looks uneasy, while Fiona is smiling. GODMOTHER: Nip and tuck, here and there / To land that prince with the perfect hair / Lipstick liners, shadows blush / To get that prince with the sexy tush / Lucky day, hunk buffet / You and your prince take a roll in the hay / You can spoon on the moon / With the prince to the tune. Godmother is sat across from Harold, and next to her sits Charming. Ha-ha! We both acted like ogres. Footage plays of Shrek, Donkey, and Puss being chased by several patrols of knights. I mean, you expect me to give my blessings to thisthisthing? PUSS: Finally! Thats the ol' Keeblers place! A page steps forth with a scroll in his hand. HAROLD: Shall we say 7:30 by the old oak? Shrek walks through the streets with his head bowed down. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Whats in that stuff? We see various scenes from Shrek and Fiona's honeymoon. FIONA: Shrek! Aladdin (2019)/Transcript. DONKEY: Uhhh--I gotta go to the bathroom. (The characters are shown in a Brady Bunch style window) Donkey: Shrek 2? Two trees arm wrestle and two dwarfs fight. Help me, please! GODMOTHER: You better get in. All I got in my room was shampoo. I was so hoping you would approve. He has a face that looks like it was carved by angels. Charming once again leans Fiona down in his arms and tries to kiss her. The man is Harold in disguise. They begin to sing along. And you should probably get to know the new kid in your class too, Charlie. BLIND MOUSE: Pardon me, would you mind letting me go? He quickly opens the box and snatches the book out from it. Lets crash this party! Mongo is getting closer to the gate but the guards are shooting more fireballs at him. A man walks up to the horses and cleans them off, and the carriage driver tosses him a coin. DONKEY: Man, what are you talking about? Id like to dedicate this song toPrincess Fiona and Prince Shrek. A handsome prince. PUSS: Ha-ha! Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. What you lack is the capacity! II wont do it. Oh I do believe we can make this work to our advantage. From behind him, Godmother's carriage floats up to the balcony and Godmother opens the door. The woman floats up to her and pops the bubble. by William Steig. SHREK: Yeah?..Oh! Now heres our chance. Shark Tale; Kung Fu Panda 2 (transcript) Rise of the Guardians (transcript) The Emoji Movie (transcript) The Star (transcript) Early Man (transcript) Ice Age . A woman laying down, staring at him, comes into focus. Harold tries to hide his identity with his cloak and walks over to the bar. Fiona is awaken by the puppy licking her nose. Your friend Charlie. Lillian tries to appear happy to meet him, while Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look. HAROLD: Thats not little! SHREK: But Fiona and I are married now. DONKEY: Hey! Pirates and witches sit at the tables. Mongo is still fully submerged under the water. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Were on the move! He didnt get there in time. Later, Shrek has some dwarves forge Fiona's wedding ring. And then we're gonna go back to the swamp where we belong. Shrek 2 is a 2004 animated film in which Princess Fiona's parents invite her and Shrek to dinner to celebrate her marriage, not knowing that the newlyweds are both ogres. JOAN: Oh. Shrek pulls out the business card he took from Fairy Godmother earlier. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves. SHREK: They dont even have dental. Shrek 2 was the inevitable 2004 sequel to the DreamWorks Animation Breakthrough Hit Shrek.. Gingy groans and slides down the string. Theyre not like that. Customers come running out of the building. Fiona leans over to see Puss sitting on Donkey's back. Move em on! INT. Captain Hook plays the piano and sings. What? (hisses). Some gender-confused wolf telling him that his princess--. Shrek glances back at Donkey. A light shines down on a same storybook from the first movie. Look, guys. The guards pour down a giant vat of the liquid onto Mongo's head. FIONA'S BEDROOM. Categories And well, nowwere sexy! Hold the phone. FIONA: Will you Stop it? Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I cant go. DONKEY: Hey, whats going on? Godmother bites into her food and talks with her mouth full. Thick, wavy locks? So why don't you just drop that jug o voodoo and lets get out of here. She looks up and the dog barks. It opens, and a voice turns the pages and reads it. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building. Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice. He is wearing noble clothes that somewhat resemble Shrek's usual getup. A woman in the distance floats inside of a bubble and begins to sing. The elves run away as Shrek jumps up and grabs onto a pulley system that leads back to the entrance. Harold is sat between the man and another similar looking man to his other side. Donkey: How . Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? SHREK: It says, "Beauty Divine." Fairy Godmother and Charming stand waiting inside the room. The nobleman gets out to examine Donkey, who is writhing on the ground. Charming grabs the wand from Puss and throws it to Godmother. GODMOTHER: Oh, yes, you will. A bridge from the main land connects to an island. DONKEY: Let me go!! Shrek opens the front door and beckons Donkey to head out. I'm, uh, I'm sorry I said that you always mess up my plans. "A tear drop away." Oh, get it off! DONKEY: Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions. A guard uses a catapult to launch a fireball right at Mongo's chest. KNIGHT: We got a white bronco heading east into the forest. Joan Rivers talks to the camera with loudspeaker in hand. The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet self. What do you call this dish? A carriage is traveling on a road through the forest. GODMOTHER: You force me to do something I really dont want to do. [laughs]. Oh, sweetheart. The fireball hits him in the chest and he steps back, nearly stomping on Donkey and the rest of the group. Shes finally found the prince of her dreams. [chuckles] And look at you, Mrs. Shrek. GINGY: Well, folks, it looks like were up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick. Ill park the car. Five more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. Mongo kicks the gumdrop back, landing right on top of the catapult and destroying it. GODMOTHER: A drop of desire! Bandits! Shrek admires the new "him" in the mirror and waves at three noblewomen ogling at him. GODMOTHER: You see we made a deal, Harold, and I assume you dont want me to go back on my part. The glass window muffles his voice and none of them hear him. Lots and lots of flour. Angels in the Outfield (1994)/Transcript. Harold walks off before Fiona reaches them. DONKEY: Yeah, sure. Knock em out! They slowly dance on the ballroom floor. Shrek stares back at Fiona, still asleep, then sighs. FIONA: Mom says that when Im old enough, my Handsome Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family! DONKEY: We cant be lost! They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away". Im going! FIONA: You couldve at least tried to get along with my father! In April 2004 the film was selected for competition at the 2004 Cannes Film Festival. (dances around) La, di, da, di, da, di da! Follow the pretty pony! Donkey: And before they knew it, they were hitched. They stop at the foot of the stairs leading up to the palace doors. 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FIONA: well If you want to be a part of this family, yes! Puss tries to force the potion through and the glass starts to crack. Imtrotting! DONKEY: Hey, Shrek. PUSS: Take off the powdered wig and step away from your drawers! SHREK: I was, but I cant let them do this to Fiona! Elsewhere in the palace, Fiona stops at the top of some stairs. DONKEY: Except for you. Fiona: Donkey! Why are you grabbing me?! SHREK: Or maybe Fiona and I were never meant to be. Im your Fairy Godmother. DONKEY: foul, angry ogre you always been. Unless, of course, I can't find you or if I forget. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud. A good use for your mouth. LILLIAN: I havent. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls dead to the ground. Puss laps up the milk in his cup and slams it down. SHREK: [laughs] Hey. Look! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Fiona is fast asleep while Shrek is awake, tossing and turning. I would think youd be happy for me. What do you think, Harold? It's been years! HAROLD: Darling? Maybe you should do the same. DONKEY: Alright you dont have to get huffy with me, Im only trying to help. In one of my nine lives I was the great cat burglar of Santiago de Compostela! Shrek 2 (video game) | Transcripts Fanon Wiki | Fandom in: Video Games Shrek 2 (video game) Edit Narrator: Newlywed fever continued to rise in the swamp and dear Fiona couldn't be happier. Whats happening, everybody? Shrek runs up to Fiona. He reluctantly pours the contents of the Love Potion into one of the cups. After the fanfare is over, one of the trumpeters begins play the Hawaii Five-0 Theme Song. SHREK: Hold on! Think of the saddest thing thats ever happened to you. To be this way forever? Dont you want to see your wife? Shrek looks up at the shelves built into the walls around them. DONKEY: Oh, God! Fairy Godmother pulls out a red vial and hands it to Harold. But inside youre the still same old, mean, salty. Donkey looks back and Jerome and the worker run off. I'm gonna laugh, too. The song ends and the end credits roll. Oh, God. The furniture dances around Fiona. But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her [ the prince gasps, seeing the Big Bad Wolf in Fiona's place ] Wolf: What? Tell the truth, will I ever play the violin again? We cut Shrek to gulping at the dinner table. Shrek 2 is a transcript. He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth. Shrek takes his clothes, leaving both the nobleman and his son stranded in their undergarments. GODMOTHER: A pinch of passion. Charming, who is now standing up from his seat, is sat down by Godmother and shushed. DONKEY: Yup that's me. Shrek puts the toy back and then looks over at a small chest on a table in the corner of the room. Inside a giant cauldron pours out gas as Godmother dumps various vials into it. Shrek chuckles nervously. DONKEY: Thats right! PUSS: You are told correct, but for this I charge a great deal of money. Puss climbs up the shelves and stops at a glowing green vial. Main Page; All Pages; Community; Interactive Maps; Recent Blog Posts; Wiki Content. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing. He notices an ornate clock that features a prince and princess kissing, and then turns onto his back. Move em on! The guards pour hot, bubbling liquid into a set of machinery. HAROLD: Excellent idea! Man, that stinks! GODMOTHER: You remember my son, Prince Charming? You got a puppy? Hey, hey, hey! He leans down to pick her up. The knights proceed to throw Shrek, Donkey, and Puss into the back of a metal wagon. Shrek 2 Script [man's voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. SHREK: Wellit seems that Fionas not exactly happy. Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reigns. SHREK: Look! How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed? CHARMING: Oh, put it away, Junior! Directed by Andrew Adamson, Kelly Asbury, and Conrad Vernon (in Vernon's feature directorial debut) from a screenplay by Adamson, Joe Stillman, J. David Stem, and David N. Weiss, it is the sequel to Shrek (2001) and the second installment in the Shrek film series. Harold scowls, Lillian is apprehensive, and Fiona cringes. Ladies! Puss throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. Soon, others take notice and join in. What did I tell you? One of the mice carries the a lit match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate. [The film begins with a book like the first film and opens by itself, it's pages turning as a male voice narrates like before] Male Voice: Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. SHREK: Maybe it doesnt work on donkeys. Puss screams. FIONA: No, no, no, Dad! Lillian runs over. The two giggle and Shrek takes her in his arms. Charming continues to wave and blow kisses. He opens it to see a book inside, but the box start playing music. DONKEY: And lets face it. I told you coming here was a bad idea. Yeah! Shrek 2. Shrek shouts and sits up. Puss leaps from guard to guard, battling them off with his sword. The three are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Two guards stand by the stairs. The red carpet is rolled out in front of the palace and festivities are set up. ISAN. "Im an ogre!" [clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona. Oh, no ogres! Fiona steps out and the lets the door slam behind her. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you. The whole tavern gasps and Hook stop playing. HAROLD: Mmm! Por favor! All right! Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. Shrek scoops him up into his arms and begins walking with Donkey. Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it. You were supposed to give her the potion! The four stand facing each other. The water is rancid and the two fish are clearly dead. Puss in Boots: This is going to be a problem. Well I guess youd better be going. Well, heres to us, Fiona. Alone! PUSS: No problema, boss. Nothing, dear! Shrek and Puss ride Donkey and sprint past them. How bad can it be? Puss reaches back for his hat just before the gate slams down. Man and another similar looking man to his other side his strings after flipping and posing on the way..: Alright you dont have to get along with my father of a coffee! 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