Happy birthday. Happy Birthday! Unfortunately, I couldnt get my hands on a stone tablet or some ancient papyrus. I dont know who I would tease without you. ", "A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. ", "I smell old people! Today, we add another candle to your cake, and your doctor will add another prescription to your arsenal of medication., 126. Happy Birthday to a guy who's witty, manly, handsome and reminds me a lot of myself! Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. Though there were only three witches in Macbeth, I think the fourth one is reading these words. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. Happy Birthday! ", "A lady never reveals herum age. Happy birthday! I think its great How you used to be young. A few of these are clever but several are downright mean. Have fun today. On your Birthday, I am not going to tell you how you look because I dont want to spoil your appetite for your favorite birthday cake., 195. Happy Birthday!, 204. ", "Heres to many more rotations around the sun. Happy birthday Grandpa, you still owe me the story of how you wrestled Dinosaurs. Happy birthday!, 138. Really, it's nothing to get worked up over. May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Lets go see Jurassic World. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 114. Happy birthday, bro! Don't you worry about getting so old. For everyones safety, please skip the candles this year. On this special day, I ask that you make yourself a promise to do all that you can in life. This is the oldest Ive ever seen you. Happy Birthday. I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it. ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. Milk your birthday for all its worth. Just kidding! Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad - their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. But hopefully with more hair! (I thought youd probably already heard Happy Birthday enough and wanted something different)., 209. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! And in some eastern Asian cultures, like in China and Korea, the first 100 days of a child's life is cause for huge celebration, as is the first birthday. I promise to stop counting the years after this one. Enjoy your birthday., 270. Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. Copyright 2023 AllWording.com | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Sitemap | Contact. As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly! Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. ", "Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha. ", "May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. The hangover isnt going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Now, I know you might think the toupee is a little bit over top but, seriously, it wont be long now, big brother!, 191. We have millions of members all over the world., 9. I cant remember the other two. 3) Have hot sex. I dont care how old you are, you better have a bouncy castle at your birthday party., 256. It's really unfair to wait for 365 days to wish you on your birthday! You're a really hard individual to shop for so I didn't get you anything. I hope your age is as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to most people on Facebook, mydear cousin., 244. 2. Start shopping online now with Instacart to get your favorite products on-demand. Happy sweet birthday! . Lets make like candles on a birthday cake and get lit. Good friends will never let you forget your age, but nobody rubs it in like I do., 260. "Celebrate your journey of life." Lailah Gifty Akita. At CardFool users can add a selfie to a personalized "Add Your Own Photo" card. Youre still hot after all these years just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Wed rather you have a few drinks and do something stupid and indecent. I hope you don't care that I have bought you a cake to deliver to your mother, congratulate your mother on her work and birth. Wishing you all the happiness in the world! Where is your birthday cake dear brother?? I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. ", "Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year. Consider it a very early one for next year. Happy Birthday! So we've got you covered. Happy birthday! "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest." 3. Sis! Happy birthday! sorry about that. Wishing you the happiest birthday ever. Just stay away from the karaoke machine, and everyone will have a good time., 142. Happy birthday! Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. ", "You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Get it? ", "Happy birthday! "The greatest . You know, you really have to start caring about these things at your age, cousin. Remember: Its better to be a year older than a month late. Never let anyone tell you that youre old especially if you can actually hear them say it without even having to read their lips., 125. Happy birthday!, 6. You know, it would be a whole lot easier to get you the perfect gift if youd just buy one yourself., 158. You know youre getting old when you never walk past a bathroom without saying well, Im here already I may as well pee., 5. Do you know how they say it's someone's birthday every day? Not sure what to say? You're a hard person to shop for, so I didn't get you anything. Another birthday? Wait, dont be angry! I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Happy Birthday., 164. Whenever I hear the word youth, I always think of you cousin. ", "Happy birthday! 48. I never thought youd live to see 30!, 255. ", "To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happiest of birthdays to the happiest and chattiest person I've ever met! Dont worry, big brother, age is only a number. This is a big one. Knock knock. It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. We respect your privacy. 62. ", "Even with your ripe old age, youre still the best friend someone could ask for. Smart, good looking, and funny. You know, youre a really hard person to buy gifts for. You know, when you think about it a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year. Im really glad you were born today. Thanks!, 99. Happy birthday!, 82. Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! ", "Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another! My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesnt mean youve become any wiser., 266. For a different type of birthday wish for a woman in your life, see these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages. Happy birthday. Great collection of at least 138 of the best funny birthday wishes poems to write in a funny birthday card for that special friend or family member who enjoys humor. Now, tell me the story of 200 years ago. Or maybe something you actually want instead. 67. Thats how much you mean to me bro. Happy birthday buddy. Funny Birthday Wishes for Father. ", "Youre pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. Violeta has completed her higher education at Northumbria University with a bachelor's degree in Media & Journalism (so you better believe she's checking her facts). In the meantime, happy birthday! 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Happy, happy birthday! Happy Birthday. Make your friends laugh on their birthday by sending a funny birthday message. Not a good smell. ", "You're turning the perfect age. Happy birthday! 14. :), 135. Happy birthday to the great influential person in my world. From a distance, with my eyes closed. Lets make like raccoons and get trashed. Happy birthday!, 148. You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Happy birthday!, 12. Dear sister! I cant help but smile when I think of you and all the hells you put me through as a kid. May this new year of your life bring you closer to your dreams and aspirations. Happy belated birthday, from your favorite niece. Happy birthday!, 239. Happy Birthday! Congrats on joining the 28-years-old-forever club. 64. Sending you s'more . Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? I wont make any age-related jokes today. ", "Great news! ", "Happy birthday, mom! Happy birthday cousin! Happy Birthday! You know what Im saying. We'll start with our best one-liners, then move in to funny birthday wishes for BFFs. ", "If you were my Uber driver, Id totally give you five stars. Whale, whale, whale, its your birthday. I think we both know which you are Happy birthday! 85. The good news is that I also forgot your age. I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. Another trip around the sun with you sounds good to me! Happy birthday, friend. Happy Birthday! Youre not quite there yet, but youre close. ", "Be careful. Those arent gray hairs. No really, Im not joking. But believe me, I can remember both of them. Weve divided them into different categories, so you can find a message aimed directly at the funny bone of the birthday girl or boy. Then I realized, having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for., 253. Some of the best artists are represented including Gary McCoy, Glenn McCoy, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Eric Decetis, Hilary B. Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes., 157. Happy Birthday, buddy! Happy birthday, babe! 55 Dads Day Wishes For Your Boy, 35 Ways to Say Happy Fathers Day to Your Son-in-Law, Happy Fathers Day, Brother! As you start aging, your hair turns gray. Happy birthday!, 14. There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but youre still looking good! Honestly, I didnt think you would live this long. Your birthday cake brings all the boys to the yard. Yah, that sounds right. You can even show off your own side-splitting . when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! Youre going to love it!, 110. You're a koalaty friend. Mat Jobe has written for print and online publications for over 25 years. Looking for ways to thank you for birthday wishes? Dont worry, your secret is safe with me. Happy birthday!, 151. Have some cake and ice cream to celebratesherbert day! 1) Eat cake. Happy Birthday! Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! To forget about how old youre getting, lets drink enough to subtract an entire year off your life., 238. Sister! Even though youre far away, you will always be close to my heart. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. You only look as old as the last selfie you took. Funny birthday wishes may seem insulting at times, but only your loved ones will understand the real fun of these jokes, messages, or wishes. So technically, Im already covered for next year. Hilarious Birthday Wishes for Different Age Groups. Your age! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Happy 18th Birthday! Happy birthday and enjoy!, 121. Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! Happy birthday cousin! Then again, at your age. Happy birthday! Congratulations! A birthday wish for daughters from dad: Roses are red, violets are blue, I am one proud happy papa, to have a daughter like you! Sending birthday wishes to someone who can still pass for a non-embarrassing age., 73. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store. Happy birthday, friend! I got you popcorn for your birthday because you'repoppin'. Youve now reached an age where its no longer appropriate to claim youre 29., 83. ", "What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? Because theyre really good at it. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! You dont look a day older than dirt! Happy birthday! I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. Happy birthday. Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have. #1 My special funny birthday wishes to you!, 205. This is truly a special day. I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children (should have been from the prettiest one). Can you at least try to look older? Today, I would advise you to be nice to your kids. ", "Happy birthday! Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE no rips! ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! Happy birthday to someone well never have to say died too young., 56. Contactless delivery and your first delivery or pickup order is free! I never make any joke that is related to age. Treat yourself! Remember: Not only does wine getter better with age, but age gets better with wine! Im looking forward to many more lessons from you in the future., 181. Happy birthday. Happy birthday!, 107. Happy Birthday. 3. Ill wait. https://unair.ac.id/donnie-sibarani-ramaikan-penutupan-dies-natalis-ke-68-unair/, "Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. Here are some hilarious examples. They dont have the guts! Happy Birthday! I always get emotional on my birthday. We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? He founded AllWording.com in 2014. this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man., these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages, Happy Fathers Day, Son! 60. Start writing! I searched far and wide to find you the perfect present. Happy birthday, friend. ", "Older? Not only you my dear, but even your fart and snoring is unique. Now blow out your candles, and may all your wishes come true! So no matter if you are looking for a quick and snappy one-liner happy birthday pun to use in a card for your friend, girlfriend/boyfriend, or family member, or you want to comment on their b-day pics with a punny birthday saying, youll love these 100 best happy birthday puns we came up with. It is the duty of a true friend to make you remember, Old is gold, my friend!, 150+ Best Happy Birthday Wishes You Have to Know, 317+ Best Happy Birthday Brother Quotes and Wishes, 318+ Best Happy Birthday Sister Quotes and Wishes, 204+ Best Happy Birthday Cousin Quotes and Wishes, 120+ Best Happy Birthday Wishes for Friend, 400+ Best Happy Birthday Niece Wishes, Quotes & Images, 318+ Best Happy Birthday Sister Quotes & Wishes, 70+ Best Happy Birthday Images and Pictures Ever. After searching far and wide, I realized that theres no greater gift than my presence. There are so many candles on your birthday cake NASA can see it from space., 144. , mydear cousin., 244 you will always be close to my heart your wrinkles have.. You sounds good to me make the most birthdays live the longest. & quot ; add your Photo. Who & # x27 ; t get you anything when I think of you and the... This time hahaha, 35 Ways to thank you for birthday wishes laugh on their birthday by a... 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