Lamar Davis (born December 5, 1987) is one of the two deuteragonists in Grand Theft Auto V (alongside Lester Crest) and the tritagonist Grand Theft Auto: Online. Big nuts. I'm beyond saving. It's revolting. Just don't kill me, Trevor. (Spanish clerks, after being robbed in story mode), You again?! (on the megaphone), Are you deaf? Hey buddy, come out of the closet! (when entering the store), Hi there! (when sight is lost, but can be heard regardless in any situation). However, when playing as Trevor, the player cannot greet pedestrians; instead, by pressing this button near one will cause him to insult them. If it's possible, I might be becoming immune to boobies. Meanwhile, Lamar is frantically waving his sample, trying to get Franklin to put in a good word for him in Dre's presence. He really is a deeply nice nude. Yes, can you send an officer here right away? (Chinese clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), You bring trouble! (when asking Franklin for a private dance), Franklin, honey! Lamar is the only non-playable character that can be part of a hang out trio. Lamar is the only non-playable character not to be billed alphabetically in the ending credits. Oh, Jimmy - you're everything that's wrong with the future! Stop now! Threatening a law enforcement officer, will obviously give the player a one star. newsletter, Niantic is giving Monster Hunter the Pokmon Go treatment, Monster Hunter Now offers real-world hunting action within a familiar framework, Hogwarts Legacys biggest omission, Quidditch, gets a new stand-alone game, WB Games latest offering didnt have it, so heres Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions, Sign up for the But you all rehab just the same! "Admitting you are depressed or asking for help is a challenge for . It's all you old people do! I was being sarcastic. But you ain't objects, you're people. His head justcame off I had nothing to do with it! With the help of Stretch, Lamar sets up a drug deal with the Ballas at the Paleto Forest Sawmill in Blaine County. I gotta get a regime for your ass. So, You wanna go get a drink or something? Is the circle jerking stuff as much fun as it sounds? I'm still alive, in case you're wondering. I am in a gang. (when greeting the player, only during taking home events), Let's go back to my place after this. I see you up in this motherfucker now, huh? Initially, they assume that the smell is coming from someone else smoking nearby and that the entire city has the smell, but they eventually realise that it is their own van burning. Swing by the back, and I'll be there! (hostile South Rancho Balla), Dayum, you fine as fuck girl! I'm waiting! Ah, n****, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, n****. He seems to be proud of it, as in Repossession he says "That's that Apache blood in me!". (when wanted), I don't want to get shot. Of course, he works there! Let's go dance. Warning: This soundboard may contain objectionable content, and is Not Safe For Work (NSFW). Reddit's main subreddit for videos. (when asking for a private dance), Just follow me, sugar. We use cookies and other tracking technologies to improve your browsing experience on our site, show personalized content and targeted ads, analyze site traffic, and understand where our audiences come from. Our condo is brand new, my husband's job was outsourced right after we bought it. And I don't mean just your arm. Franklin calls Lamar, talking to him on speaker. (when asking Trevor for a private dance), Let's go, sugar. People named Lamar Davis. Shit, come on. (when asking for a private dance), Right this way, sir. Fonteno and Johnson join B1 battle droids, some guy and his roommate, Minecraft characters, the Ace Attorney series, and, my personal favorite, a couple of Formula One drivers at Yas Marina Circuit, as reenactors in just the past week. We trust everyone has had a good April Fools day. (Indian clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), I'm not giving it to you! The trio arrive at their destination and Franklin is told that their payment has been "reinvested" and will only be paid once the police interest has died down, annoying the trio. (when suggesting a private dance to the protagonist), Hey you want a private dance? (when entering the store), Look around, pretty self-explanatory. (during a private dance), Why don't we take this show back to my place? Restart Lamar's Missions from the beginning. newsletter, couple of Formula One drivers at Yas Marina Circuit, HBOs The Idol dives into a pop-music cult led by The Weeknd, Halo franchise executive leaves 343 Industries in latest shakeup, Heres where you can pre-order Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, Dark and Darker legal dispute continues as Nexon files lawsuit. Grand Theft Auto Online, the game's online multiplayer mode, was released in September 2013. I mean, you're the size of a house! (when the player is blocking a car), Oh, dear! (Chinese clerks, during a robbery in online mode), Take it easy, I'm doing it! Wow. We got one hurt, bad! This is police business! Introduce yourself, Chop! (Spanish clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Jesus, our whole day's takings! So, you're uhh looking for stuff. I know! (when brandishing a gun), How'd you not see me? (For example, when Trevor sobered up at a beach, he may see an obese woman. Appearance(s) So I stick in a gang with guys, just like me! I'm hurrying! Published on: Sep 1, 2021, 4:10 PM PDT. This is air support, we've lost the suspect. Lamar introduces the player to Benny and his shop, Benny's Original Motor Works and will begin to give players missions to do so Lamar can rise to become the "King of Los Santos." Please do stay tuned though, as the Dark and Light themes will be changing for real in the not-too-distant future. Whether you love his one-liners or just enjoy hearing his voice, our Lamar Davis soundboard is the perfect way to keep his dialogue at your fingertips. Lamar Davis Angst Sad Hurt/Comfort Alcohol Smoking Implied/Referenced Drug Use Sexual Content [though it's just a slight smut in memories] Talking Feelings Staring Kissing Touching Gentleness Warm Intimacy Friends to Lovers I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping 'All I need's a little love in my life. (when suggesting a private dance), So rude! (hostile OC Balla), What? The player can buy a watch identical to Lamar's, called the Deep Sea Watch. Indulge in the most shopping fun ever! (fighting Davis Neighborhood Families), FAMILIES! You damaged my wheels! (after a private dance and suggesting the protagonist to take her home), I want you to come home to my place, sexy. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got, you'd get some bitches on your dick. Right now, I'm shameless. Wow you are BIG! Physical description Police "farce" would be a better name. Home edit. I just hope you have proper hatred for yourself! Not in my store! Damn! There! Get out! I give you what you want! When they reach the meeting point with Jimmy at the Redwood Lights Track, Lamar and Jimmy talk business with Marnie Allen as Jimmy's sidekick. Now where are my glasses? We trust everyone has had a good April Fools day. (reference to set), Don't fuck with the Ballas, baby! (when entering the store), I'll be here if you really need me. You think I'm fucking with you ol' bitch ass n----s? An example is the mission Hood Safari, where Franklin, Lamar, and Trevor go to Grove Street to make a drug deal. If the targeted player is in a vehicle, the player will simply be pulled out and knocked unconscious. (Chinese clerks, during a robbery in online mode), Okay! He also seems to be close to his mother because he has "Mom" tattooed on the right side of his neck. Get out! (Indian clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Okay, don't hurt me! Divert or we will take you down. (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), What a way to end the day! He is Franklin's friend, so he. (Spanish clerks, when the protagonist has brandished a weapon in story mode), You don't belong back there! Hey, pal - drop the 'hardman' act. Lamar Davis I told her I may have to question her again. You about to end up on an Internet video, fool! Kotaku (from whence this was spied) also pointed out clips starring Snow White (apparently with audio from Kinect game Disneyland Adventures) and Darth Vader, whos one to talk about dog-ass looks. A weekly roundup of the best things from Polygon. Whoa, a V.I.P customer. What books told me was basically how to type, create groups and new users in Windows XP, and learn how to put a hard drive and RAM into a computer. Oh yeah, the tuition didn't cover the cost of the $1000 books. I'm gonna stick my boy in your eye, it's gonna come out your ear! Hey, where are you going? Are you boys for real? Colours for identifying vehicles which run before the vehicle category. (on the megaphone, if the player refuses to stop the vehicle), What part of stop don't you understand?! What would really turn me on is you wearing clown face. Code brown. Get down here right away! In this category you have all sound effects, voices and sound clips to play, download and share. It is the seventh main entry in the series, and the fifteenth instalment overall. (Chinese clerks, when being intimidated), No! All good, just trying to keep my idiot husband out of trouble. Michael De Santa: Hey, Franklin's buddy. They ran to hide in the back of the truck as it was being driven off. On this: 'I'm scared':. Listen, I want to speak- Hello? (Indian clerks, when entering), Hello, you are my first customer. Last warning! I've seen some bad drivers, but you whoo-hoo-ho! Don't make me turn you into an internet video, asshole. Please do stay tuned though, as the Dark and Light themes will be changing for real in the not-too-distant future. American His character is somewhat trivialized despite being a violent and ruthless gangster (for example, at one point, Lamar contemplates betraying Simeon and taking his business), he never harms anyone outside of in-game shoot-outs, and generally projects an image of a harmless, clownish character. According to both Lamar and Franklin, Lamar is of Apache descent. Need you more than I want to. See also: Grand Theft Auto Online, Trevor Philips, Slink Johnson, Shawn Fonteno, Lamar, Flying Lotus. (Spanish clerks, during a robbery in online mode), Wait, wait, wait! Lamar Davis was born in Brunswick, GA. How tall was Lamar Davis? Please! Oh, by the way, that's entirely your fault! (Can also be heard from Trevor), As-salaam 'alaykum! Lamar also asks the player for help with his job at Premium Deluxe Motorsport and his own smuggling business. Lamar then asks for Franklin's help in promoting LD Organics to Dre while both of them carry Chop out of the room by his legs. Police! 27. OK. Oh, you wanna bust up on homies when you drunk, huh? (when buying ammo or firearms), Now here's what I like to see! After an eventful weekend dealing with an attempted coup by the Bots, we are happy to announce that order has been restored and the binary "monobook-like" theme has been removed. To begin playing the Short Trips co-op missions, they must go to Record A Studios. Like you watch too many silly movies! I remember you! You know you want it! But I pay for mine. With high-quality audio clips and easy-to-use controls, you'll be able to enjoy Lamar's hilarious one-liners whenever and wherever you want. Where's he been going everyday for three months, then? The voice actor for Lamar Davis (GTAV) is exactly what you expect in real life. Eh, dog, it's gonna get better. Hi, I'm a real individual. Yeah, I said, FUCK YOU! (Insulting male hipster). (Pick-up line), Ballas in your motherfucking mouth, bitch! You're a creepy, paranoid wreck of a man. (Fort Zancudo Only). Around the same time Simeon fires both of them for the bike theft and Franklin being forced by Michael to drive another repossession through the shop window, Lamar brings Franklin along to kidnap aBallas thug named D, for no reason other than that Lamar saw "opportunity." (Chinese clerks, complying with the protagonist during a robbery in story mode), Okay! Franklin : What? Lamar Davis' Dialogue Edit Contents 1 Greetings 2 Insults 3 Threatened 4 After getting up from falling over or if irritated 5 During a shootout 6 When The Gun Is Fired 7 Starting A Fight 8 Beating Up A Pedestrian 9 While drunk 10 While in a fist fight against other gangsters in Switch Scenes Call the police and tell 'em to bring out the bodybags. Jimmy, my boy - you've got to take some exercise. If you don't stop the car, you're gonna have trouble! (Spanish clerks, if the player enters a previously robbed store in story mode), What born do you think I have?! Hope all is well sir! Poor people are all the same. Give me whatever you got in the register! Please check your email to find a confirmation email, and follow the steps to confirm your humanity. (Carson Ave/Chamberlain Families in gunfight), Come get the Family beatdown! Find more sounds like the lamar saying the n-word one in the memes category page. And people say I'm a disgrace to society? Yeah, it was a tough day at the office, thanks for asking. Cops are coming! Don't try being wise, punk! Lamar, furious with the outcome, walks away with the mission ending. That was a coyote, that was definitely a coyote. Language: English Words: 2,320 (when asking for another private dance), Alright, any time you want it come see me baby. You look like you've had a rough night. Did you at least get to fuck a Latina bitch or some busted ass dog smellin white bitch? I don't give a fuck what it is. He is voiced by Gerald "Slink" Johnson. Jimmy De Santa - It is possible for Michael to call Jimmy, where Jimmy starts criticizing Michael for the way he lives, and Jimmy feels ashamed about it. (to Franklin only), Eh, Franklin what's good? Shit, I love it! Should Franklin follow Lamar, Franklin figures out the whole thing was a set-up by Stretch in an attempt to get rid of Lamar. They plan another big score and discover new enemies, crew members, and friends along the way. 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